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oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

(via tragiccomedydivine)

bespectacledbisexual:

i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment

because men are disappointing

(via kilgore-doubt)

starsquadd:

It honestly breaks my heart to think that somewhere in the world right now, Jennifer Lawrence (in addition to multiple other women) may very well be crying her eyes out because her privacy has been greatly compromised in one of the most awful ways possible. This is so fucking disgusting and whoever did this is a fucking low-life pig.

xbox420:

hope all the dudes going wild over the J law pics remember that the guy who posted scarlett johansson’s nudes got 10 years

(via kilgore-doubt)

titytwochainz:

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

(Source: kngshxt, via fakelikemylashes)